What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! ( Dr. What is Thing 1 and Thing 2?… Thing 3! ( Dr. What do teachers use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks. What do math teachers worry about during the summer?… Mathema-tick bites. If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?… None because the six kids ate them all already. Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?… She’s definitely plotting something. How do you stay warm in any room?… Sit in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees. There’s only one vampire on Sesame Street… At least, only one that counts. On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. ( Massachusetts Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids) state teaches math class all year long?… Mathachusetts. Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners?… If they were 90 degrees they would melt! ( Hockey Jokes). What is a math teacher’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! ( Summer Camp Jokes ). Why was six scared of seven?… Because seven “ate” nine. Why did the mathematician take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to factor in some relaxation time. 
Why was the mathematician told to see a psychologist?… Because he kept obsessing over his x.Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best math jokes.
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